Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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