garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
