Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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