we're chasing vodka with high fives
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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