this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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