This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
MIDGETS
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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