their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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