Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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