Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize