He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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