Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
accomplished twins. life is a go
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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