spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
