Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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