: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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