problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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