Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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