dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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