Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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