Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Be still, my beating vagina.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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