How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just cut my nipple shaving
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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