Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Sext me about skeletons
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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