my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Damn victory sex feels great
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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