I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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