She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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