Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
the raccoons are back...
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