I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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