I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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