I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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