How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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