You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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