You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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