I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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