i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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