just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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