I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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