i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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