White coat. Heels.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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