If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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