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(502): View more from Kentucky

We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.

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(517): View more from Michigan

if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy

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(905): View more from Ontario

Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots

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(906): View more from Michigan

nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life

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(303): View more from Colorado

If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take

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(313): View more from Michigan

hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico

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(720): View more from Colorado

It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.

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(214): View more from Texas

Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed

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