Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wish you could order shots online.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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