So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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