why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
