Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm like, not good at living.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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