If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Found your dick twin last night
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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