ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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