My friends, they love my intelligence
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
