WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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