3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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