cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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