38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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