Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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