well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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