dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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