I think my vagina is haunted
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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