I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Text me some of your sweat
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